My name is Ewan Robby Ward.
I was born at 8: 06PM on December 21, 2006. That's the Winter Solstice.
I weighed 7 pounds 14 ounces (which adds up to 21, the day I was born).
I'm 21 inches long (another 21, neat, huh?).
My Mommy and Daddy told me that I can be anything I want when I grow up. These nice doctors were the first people I met, and they seem to have a great job. I decided I'd try to help them out and grabbed one of their sponges when they brought me out. Maybe if I start now, I'll be a doctor by the time I'm 10.
Aside from the work I did in the operating room, my first day has consisted primarily of sleeping...
...eating...
...and my favorite: BURPING!
Oh, there was also a lot of peeing and pooping, but my Daddy mentioned this person named Eff Cee Cee, and said I probably don't have enough money to pay the fines.
Speaking of my Daddy, here he is, holding me. He's not a Doctor, but they gave him some doctor clothes to wear in the operating room. I mention this only because this picture was taken two days later. I'm not saying he hasn't slept much, but I'm just saying.
My Mommy is very beautiful, but she asked that I not show you any pictures of her at the moment. I'm not sure what "Grounded for life" means, but it doesn't sound like something I want.
Well, it's been a busy time. I think I'm going to go to sleep. I'll tell you some more about me after I have a nap.
Bye.
